Project Zomboid

Quite possibly the greatest zombie/infection/survival game on steam. Mfs be like "I like changed", my brother in christ, project zomboid is so much better. Now take your tiger shark liking sorry ass outta here cause the adults are talking. Project zomboid is a masterpiece

Person 1: Project zomboid is the greatest zombie game ever
Person 2: I agree
Person 3: I like changed
(Person 1 and 2 beat 3 to death)

by puroballin August 28, 2023

toilet bowl zamboni

The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush

I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence

by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015

wicked zamboni

the act in which one excretes solids from the butt.

hold on guys I just have to drop a wicked zamboni on her chest.

by Intermission December 21, 2003

double zamboni

It is when two zambonis clean the ice of a hockey rink at the same time.
The feeling you get while watching it has been measured as the same as an orgasm

holy fuck I just creamed my pants...there is a double zamboni

by sfwqwertyuiop December 11, 2010

zamboni

when you get finished on and you yell "Zamboni" to the guy who just busted a fat nut has to either snort his load or lick it up.

I was having a good night with Eilien until she called a "zamboni" on me.

by boneyard1 November 6, 2019

Project Zomboid

A realistic trip & fall simulator about not surviving in a zombie apocalypse (keyword NOT) and getting mauled to death by a horde made up of the entire state of Kentucky.

Person 1: “I think frying pan would be a good weapon, I’m think I’m ready to see the great outdoo- OH SHIT!” *The sounds of the poor guy screaming follow as he meets his fate in the hands of an unexpected horde, ripping and tearing him apart limb by limb.*
Shocked and appalled by his sudden character death, the player proceeds to close Project Zomboid and instead, go the full back to sleep as it is 2 in the morning.

by ScarfedGoner November 20, 2022

zamboni

A Guerilla dating tactic where you wait outside a drinking area such as a part of town with bars or pary school area at night in order to pick up drunk girls and and "drive them home"

Hey bud, I totally pulled a zamboni the other night in Rutgers. I met some hot redhead and we smashed at her place when I drove her home.

by fughetaboutit November 16, 2010