zing zing zooma

to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube

omg i walked in when you ...were?
sorry I was like ...zing zing zooma

by wild and crazy guy October 21, 2008

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Zing is a word people are trying to inherit instead of killed

Farmer: your a boner biter.
Hobbs: Zing!

by Farmer-oban October 5, 2005

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zing

(verb) to slap another persons hand after they make a good call

"you made a good call, zing me brother"

by mith December 9, 2003

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zing

Verb : To stick your finger up someones ass...

"We were at the bus stop and I zinged her good, man..."

by tehWizard July 19, 2005

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A pretty decent looking Asian man who despite putting considerable effort into his career and appearance will never get the time of day from picky Beckies who prefer white Chad. Although Zing Chaos generally strive for actual self improvement, some will get desperate resort to copes like ricing. A Zing Chao that keeps letting himself go will eventually degrade into your typical ricecel.

Poor Zing Chao. He's not even half bad looking but the ethnic tax is absolutely brutal.

by Feridon Hamidi October 19, 2021

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asian zing

The point at which only one man has achieved through alcoholic intake. It is worse than buzzed, tipsy, drunk, wasted, and shit-faced...Asian Zing has only been achieved by Edmundo, and will remain that way.

"Dude, did you see how Asian-Zing Edmundo was last night?"
"Yeah man, he was yellin' at us and shit."
"Typical Asian Zing."

by CJSTUD December 17, 2007

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