zidane

High pinging bastard, scouts me in the head all the time which pisses me off, but glock him and that he doesnt like.

"zidane how did u miss that u laggy git!"

by Not El_Hef...Honest July 15, 2003

Zidaan

A CHAPRI NIBBA

ohhh.....do you see that guy with hair like broom
yaaa ewww he might be zidaan

by SHEEEEEEEEESHHHHH March 18, 2022

Zidan'd

To headbutt someone, whether accidentally or on purpose, in reference to soccer legend Zinedine Zidane's infamous headbutt on Marco Materazzi in the 2k6 World Cup Final. Most effective when you headbutt someone as some kind of sick joke, similar to Ashton Kutcher's 'punk'd' or Peter Griffin's 'tomahawk'd'.

Particularly funny if used when a Frenchman is headbutting someone, or gets headbutted.

Dude A: "That girl just tried to kiss her boyfriend on the back of the head. He didn't see her, stood up, and headbutted her. Now she has a nosebleed"

Dude B: "Ha! She got Zidan'd."

by NateDawg14 April 8, 2011

zidane

the sexiest guy in the world and very cool

he is cool zidane iscool

by asdasfsdager efgdr gerg February 24, 2017

zidane

such a wannabe jake paul but is a good friend hehe

u mom is zidane

by eeeeehja December 3, 2018

Zidannio

A sexy brown boy who has big dick and sometimes can be a little cunt.

Zidannio is sexy

by Adssdfffg December 21, 2018

Zidane

A handsome boy who often get scared to talk to girls

Zidane u pussy talk to the girl

by Harry salvo February 12, 2019