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Heterosexuality

It is a recognised illness in many countries. Highly contageous. People suffering from heterosexuality try to push their beliefs into normal people.
Person 1: "Marcus is not coming to school today, he has heterosexuality"
Person 2: "OMG I wish he gets normal soon, otherwise we will have to sacrifise that dirty breeder to satan"
Person 3:"Yeah let's do that now. He doesn't deserve basic human rights. Fucking hetero!"
by Izaroo December 20, 2020
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heterosexuality

heterosexuality, a mental illness
noah beck has heterosexuality, i hope he gets treatment!
by noah becks skid mark September 4, 2020
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Meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.
oh ben? no hes not gay he's just Meterosexual
by benny876 October 14, 2020
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heterosexual

(of a person) sexually attracted to people of the opposite sex.
My dad is heterosexual
by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022
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Fragile Heterosexuality

Someone who has a fragile heterosexuality believes that hanging around, talking, and or experiencing anything that is gay would convert them/associate them with being gay. Hence the name fragile heterosexuality, because it's easy to break.

For Example:
Someone who would have a strong heterosexuality would be able to indulge in gay jokes, gay media, and or experience a gay moment without fear of becoming gay, because they know they are straight. Someone who has fragile heterosexuality would avoid the situation as a whole or be homophobic when confronted in fear of that conversion.

A common trend with people with fragile heterosexuality is that they think every gay person is out to get them. That any gay person they meet will have a crush on them.

This begs the question; are they really misinformed/raised that way, or are they in the closet.
Example1:
Alex: Hey want to watch that show called queer eye, it's just a bunch of dudes helping people out through tough times.
John: Nah I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Alex: Like heartfelt life turn arounds and stuff?
John: no, not that, just the name, and those people you know. I don't watch that stuff
Alex: How fragile can someone's Hetero sexuality be.

Example2:
Rory: Yo bro we can get some extra community hours by helping out at the gay veterans event.
Lee: No dude, I'm not going there to be associated with that crowd. Let's do something else.
Rory: What? Is your heterosexuality fragile?

Example3:
Liz: Hey do you want to talk about it, I didn't mean to bump you.
Sarah: What are you going to do, make out with me?
Liz: No, I'm just trying to help. What a fragile heterosexuality.
by Crubber September 11, 2020
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meterosexual

A guy who is not gay, but pretty damn close.
by Yer mama April 23, 2004
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fugazi heterosexual

A homosexual male whose sole purpose in life is to persuade all that he is straighter than Hugh Heffner. See Fugazi: (fake).
The playground bully who constantly expressed hatred for gays but secretly loved them.
by FellaFace July 23, 2005
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