zak

Zack is the most selfish gay ever. Never trust him because he will get you in a lot of trouble. He has no respect and is a tottel jerk. And is vary inappropriate.
Gay: "zaks a jerk"
Gays friend: " I know rite"
Random person: "that's a total zak. He's rude."
by Alekcia September 02, 2016
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Zak

A fuckboy who breaks girls hearts. Zak thinks he can get loads of girls but really can't. Zak is a small ugly creature. No one likes Zak.
'Hey he seems cool'

'No! He's a Zak'
by Sophie567 August 14, 2016
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Zak

Zak is gay
by Yandori November 05, 2019
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Zakking it

When a man is wrapped up in blankets, nude mind you, and a woman flaps around the room squawking like a bird, with peanut butter, jelly, and bread crumbs in her mouth, and goes over and spits it into the man's mouth, as he masturbates. (Much like a mother and baby bird role play)
Zakk Ayers had a fun time zakking it with Myrtle the other weekend!
by Charcharbinks February 10, 2013
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Zak

Pedophile, likes underage girls and boys, creeps at school and bus stations, he is a ginger bitch. Try to fight him and he will just cop out, cries like a little baby, if you mention he is a pedophile and a bad father he will probably strike first pedophile bitch
Person 1: Hey do you know Zak?

Person 2: Yeah, he is a pedophile, nobody likes him
Person 3: Wish he would go die in a hole
by DeathStar0018 March 03, 2018
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zak

1. To lie outright, compulsively.

2. To mess up really bad.
1. Are you Zaking me?

2. Oh shit, I just pulled a Zak.
by Maitreya August 23, 2006
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A Dutch word, meaning 'bag', 'balls' and 'idiot'.
He's a real bag! > Hij is een echte zak!

I've got an itchy bag. > Ik heb jeuk aan m'n zak.
by welovetrash November 10, 2007
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