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You can bang me later

Instead of saying "You can thank me later" after doing something nice for somebody, respond by saying, "You can bang me later." Hopefully you get BANGED!
"Hey, you dropped this pen."

"Oh."

"No worries."

"Really?"

"You can bang me later"

"Okay!"
by Jellybean7 May 4, 2009
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YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT A GHOST

Ghost: something is over and done with; a past that can't be changed; the invisible enemy or something that you can't get a grasp or see; something more spiritual than physical.

YOU CAN NEVER FIGHT A GHOST means:
1.If something is over and done with, you can't keep on fighting it, because it is over. If someone has died, it would be futile for their loved ones to try to keep them alive (which is obviously impossible).
2. You can't fight or overcome an invisible enemy or something that you can't get a grasp on (because ghosts are transparent).
3.You can never fight something that you can't see. Marry a Widow...you'll find that her late husband was a saint...no matter what she said while he was alive.
4.You can't change the past.
5.You cannot fight against someone or something that is more spiritual than physical...for example, you can't defeat a martyr
6. You can't change the past, what mistakes were made, etc just learn from them and try not to make the same ones again
It's over, man. You can never fight a ghost!
by ino0 October 7, 2006
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A flavor you can see
It’s the taste you can see : Guy Fieri hair looks like heaven and taste like heaven
by Guy Cosby April 6, 2020
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Run Before You Can Walk

What idiots say when they don't know the actual term.
Noah: I want to be a billionaire.
Tom: You'll never be a billionaire.
Noah: You have to run before you can walk.
Tom: That makes no sense
by FadeWade November 3, 2021
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You can beat me bobby ;]

when boob riss bob ross beats his paint brush on a board.
You can beat me bobby ;
by YourFriendSteve March 9, 2018
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you can fidget my spinner

A phrase that can be used as a pickup line on someone to let them know you wanna hook up, but they don't have to believe it and will make you less embarrassed when they say ew no because it sounds really dumb.
Marsha: that was a fun date, we should do it again sometime
Antony: yeah, it really was, and I wanted you to know... You can fidget my spinner anytime!
Marsha: OMG lol Antony jokes like this is why I like you
Antony: oh yeah lol joke lolololol😌😢
Marsha:lololol
by Womanly_Bananas October 7, 2017
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a place where you can eat

Anywhere that's sweet, awesome or just a good place to be, especially in reference to a place to party or hang out.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I went to Chris's and smoked there.
Guy 1: Oh how was it?
Guy 2: It's a place where you can eat
by geoffm June 4, 2007
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