Yesterday Me

The inconsiderate asshole who is to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.

Example 1

I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.

Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!

by B0hem May 18, 2010

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born day before yesterday

Slang sarcastic term for when a person doesn’t know much but does know something.

You know, I wasn’t exactly born yesterday, I was born day before yesterday!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

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yeetery

A word that really has no meaning at all, but it is fun in some situations.

Wow! Did you see that display of yeetery?

by silva_star March 3, 2015

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YesterFace

when a woman has the old make up on from the day before

I got drunk and the club and went home with him and woke up with bad yesterface.

by tytyjean August 25, 2010

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Yesterdrunk

1. (n.) A condition involving a prolonged state of intoxication, caused by a night of heavy drinking and lasting until morning

2. (adj.) Exhibiting symptoms of yesterdrunkenness

1. Allison's roommate advised her to skip her morning chemistry class and remain in the room until her yesterdrunk wore off, for fear that the professor would notice her obvious state of intoxication.

2. Jesus, Peter, get off the table and eat your pancakes! You're completely yesterdrunk!

by knizzleJ August 4, 2011

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