Yakking

fantasizing about grammer whilst masturbating. Also known as yakking.

Oh my god yes, yes yes.. full stop full stop... comma yes.....oh - apostrophe...

"See that guy over there - he really dig's his comma's- a real yakker - he's the biggest yaksha you will ever meet."

by antiyak August 18, 2005

yak

Means you laughed so hard you almost choked

LOL omg Emily I just yaked

by Skyyebby June 13, 2016

to yak

the act of kayaking. yak=kayak

yo bro, the rivers lookin fresh, you tryin to yak?

thats one headie yak you got there headie bro.

by BrettFavre August 2, 2009

Yak

short for Yakuza (Japanese organized crime)

the Yak killed my father and brother and I had to come to the states.

by fireninja October 24, 2003

yak

To talk incoherently;
That fat-ass hairy animal;
Yakuza ;
A hairy fat man

He just keeps on yakin';
Look at that yak, he's so fat;
That yak looks pretty tough

by spitfire May 13, 2005

yak

The word yak means blowjob and it can be used as any type of word such as using the noun version as a blowjob and also a verb as to give a blowjob. It can really be used as any word though because it is mysterious. This word began to be commonly known as blowjob in California when a famous celebrity Stephen Figura used it openly.

"Did she yak you last night?" -Maddie
"Yeah, she gave me the best yak ever" -Stephen
"wow that beer belly and Neapolitan ice cream is so yak" -Hannah

by madd_miller September 5, 2012

yak

In addition to the other definitions of the word:

Noun. A smallish younger man with an insationable appetite and a fantastic metabolism. Usually has a shaved head. Always "catting around" and making shifty movements. When engaging in something suspicious, a yak pulls his shirt collar or t-shirt over his mouth just below his nose. He is usually terrible with women, and has to resort to "yakking" them up (see next definition for explanation). Mostly sarcastic in nature, yet still is the butt of most jokes.

Verb. To yak something up means to acquire, or come up on, under shady circumstances, such as women. This process is normally a lucrative event littered with smooth small talk and occurs due to prodding from fellow heathens. The sexual aftermath of being yakked up only lasts about four minutes. Yakking something up can be applied to any situation an is always executed under shady circumstances.

1. Look at that shady little yak in the corner of the bar!

2. I hope he doesn't think he's going to yak me up.

3. Glenn yakked up some sushi before going to the bbq, even though he knew he was going to eat later.

by USS Lady Red September 11, 2007