"Look at that fucking Yakker."
by Tar Chi September 16, 2022
Get the Yakker mug.To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024
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by munch300000 January 11, 2025
Get the Yanked mug.Yarked is a flow state you reach after edging to Bonnie blue for 3+ hours. Your cock becomes so engorged to the point that even your family can feel the room heating up from the heat coming off your throbbing phallic as your dih vein pulses to the beat of your cardiovascular Rhythm. Some say that when you reach full yark the penis will point twords the northern star no matter what direction your facing, this is when it becomes spiritually sanctifying for Harriet Tubman's ghost.
Yo Venton, I was full yarked last night after the Bonnie blue 24 hour special with 1000 men, my shit was like a compass it stayed true north.
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Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.
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"I heard alexa shit-yakked all over the place when she had food poisoning"
she's a shit-yakker
"I heard alexa shit-yakked all over the place when she had food poisoning"
she's a shit-yakker
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