Writer's crap

Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.

'That story was horrible, i think she's got a bad case of Writer's crap'

by Somechickwhowritescrap July 19, 2009

withers-mania

something every child SHOULD experience. without withers mania you might as well start a knitting club now because your life will be boring for your whole life.

person 1:"hey are you ok"
person 2:"no really, ive never experienced withers-mania...."
person 1:"WHAAAAATTT? SERIOUSLY???"

by witherslover11 May 29, 2009

Writer's Cramp

1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil.

2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.

I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp.

All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.

by Cranky Neighbor August 6, 2010

Writer's Regret

This is the feeling a writer gets when finding mistakes and typos in their old works. This feeling is especially strong if the pieces were published.

Anna had a case of writer's regret when she was re-reading her old newspaper articles.

by KWriter January 23, 2015

Ghost Writer Webcam

On Chatroulette, a couple has sex while a friend types at the keyboard. The key to making it a success is to make the "keyboard man" invisible to the web cam.

Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!

by theandimancan August 4, 2010

Fanfic Writer

The type of person who makes gender-bent characters and has them fall in love. They generally choose cartoon or anime characters, but some make stories about real people.
Don't be this type of person, just don't.

Person: Hey you know any fanfic writers that can write me a really weird story
fanfic writer: Aight I gotchu. What you want

by ThatGuyWhoMakesMemes May 23, 2019

dark vamp writer

A vamp writer who started a little too young to write vampire erotica. The works of the vamp writer have been circulating around the net since 2002 and the best work she has written is No Such Things as Vampires, starring a hot young vampire named Andrique.

Everytime dark vamp writer writes she makes the world cum

by Kilogram August 19, 2008