The hottest man alive. He’s honestly so attractive like please choke me daddy thank you goodbye. Jk I have more to say. Um so basically he is perfect and I want him to step on me please god oh please mmmmmmmmmm yes.
by Rice and Shine October 25, 2019
by Stae24 October 01, 2019
Michael Wright is one of the most amazing people you will meet. He’s so kind and is very caring. He’s dedicated and loving of what he does and puts effort into everything. He can be not smart sometimes but that’s okay. Michael is the most loyal guy you will ever meet. If he has his eyes on you they aren’t on anyone else. Michael is also fine asf If you see him in person you’ll notice this quickly. Omfgg he’s just so breathtaking and when your with him you just get nothing but positive vibes. Not only is he absolutely gorgeous he’s also very funny. He can make anyone laugh at anytime, and his smile is just so contagious. His smile could light up the whole world. Michael is just the most amazing person in the world and you’d be one of the most luckiest people alive to meet one.
Michael Wright is the love of my life❤️
by flattypatty123 September 16, 2019
A huge fat, ugly, (usually ginger haired) man that repels women. Also a form of any of the above, with the C word put after it.
The name comes from the inspiration behind Sloth Fratelli from the film "The Goonies". The actor (Not widely known, was from Yorkshire, England) decided to play his role on the basis of an acquaintance he knew while growing up, namely David Ian Wright. It is not thought to be offensive, more comical as the two still remain acquaintances to this day.
The name comes from the inspiration behind Sloth Fratelli from the film "The Goonies". The actor (Not widely known, was from Yorkshire, England) decided to play his role on the basis of an acquaintance he knew while growing up, namely David Ian Wright. It is not thought to be offensive, more comical as the two still remain acquaintances to this day.
*Looking at basically a fat version of Sloth Fratelli from The Goonies but with company that doesn't favour foul language*
"Look at that Dave Wright, he's as big as Chubby Checker"
Or "He's as much of a stud as a Dave Wright"
"Look at that Dave Wright, he's as big as Chubby Checker"
Or "He's as much of a stud as a Dave Wright"
by Englishhammer December 13, 2010
Someone who is the sexiest person you will ever meet. Will always be the best looking person in the room and has extreme greatness. God Like!
Alex Wright is so sexy
by giuwhrpgrjofjerogergherghwg November 25, 2011
Noun, Person:
The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.
The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.
Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"
Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."
Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."
by Joshua B. Wright April 08, 2004
James is a pure legend that will do anything for any amount of money. He's ugly af but can somehow get girls, you're impressed but you won't admit it.
James Wright just dry humped a church for a packet of mints, pure mental . being defined as pure brilliance is an under statement
by Manky Mandy January 16, 2020