Wood

that Hard thing in your pants right now

Dude look at the kids wood

by Captain jack sparrow November 25, 2018

Wood

To wood, is to jam ones manhood in the door!.

chris jammed his wood in the door

by mrSEE November 30, 2010

Wood

Wood is a term for a material, but is now in the 21st century, usually referred to, as an erection. Apparently it seems much more 'cool', if you meant ion Wood. For example:

"Hey dude...I swear, I've got wood right now!"

by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 May 24, 2016

Woods

Whites only one day soon

In prison if your Caucasian You run with the woods (white people ) this is known as prison politics

by Psidomym March 15, 2019

In The Woods

Phrase you say when someone is in a bad situation.Just like Tiger Woods, hence the name.

When your girlfreind finds out what you did, you'll be in the Woods!

by nitrosoft3 March 18, 2010

wood wood

used to express excitment, especially in the Juggalo community, not to be confused with 'WOOT WOOT!'

"oh shit son! theres another helicopter! WOOD WOOD!!!"

by DemonMOD July 3, 2006

Wood

In the sales industry wood = a horrible lead where the prospect was a total loser and had no intentions of buying anything. They may have been broke or just a total ass looking to waste the salespersons time.

Hey how was that lead? It was total wood!

by Robb_Revere November 3, 2010