woof

A woof is someone who punches a lot of woof-tickets. Although its archaic definition is "someone who is bullshitting," the term has gained several nuances and deviations from its original meaning. Now, the term has come to be synonymous with a “loser.”

NDong has punched so many tickets this week.
Yeah, I think he is having a woof raffle in his room.

by Bonafice April 11, 2006

woof

The sound emitted from a vehicle when the transmission is placed in neutral and the accelerator is depressed. Used as a form of intimidation among racers, and often misused at inappropriate times by amateurs. Can be amplified with devices such as a glasspack and can be performed while the vehicle is in motion or while it is stopped.

"He thinks he's the man, huh? Woof it and show him who's boss."
"That dude is woofin' it like he's someone special."

by zilofon March 23, 2005

Woof

The sound you make when a group of people, you secretly like, come your way

Billy and Nate said, “woof” when Polina, Erin, and Sarah walked by.

by CodeMeow August 9, 2018

woof woof pengting

A good looking Female person.

She's a woof woof pengting, would bang.

by Famaqlam7989www November 19, 2019

Woof

a good song by snoop dogg

Woof muthafucka woof muthafuckaaaaa
Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay

by the doggggggg June 15, 2009

Woof

An animal of the K9 family found in the wild or in pitchers at the Libary.

I'm goin' 2 the libary 2 get a pitcher of a woof 4 my report in skul.

by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005

woof

the person who eats the last piece of pizza

As the last piece of pizza sat lonely in the box, the room became quiet as everyone stared at the last slice. Suddenly, Patrick broke his statueesque pose and dashed for the pizza stuffing it in his mouth. Only to be later criticized as "the woof"

by h0tsauce December 14, 2008