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Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003
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wookette

A Female (Wook)

A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.

Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.

It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
I can't wait to turn that wookette into my tent slut.
by Leviath June 14, 2018
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Willy Wonka

Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.
"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"
by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021
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Willy Wonka Special

It is a Sex move whereby one is analy f**ked and then given a blow-job.

(What makes it special is after anal sex and oral sex one gets to ejaculate on the face or in the mouth of the person giving the oral sex)
Jill : Are you getting laid tonight?
Jack : Yes bro, I'm getting the willy wonka special
by Fredey kruger August 19, 2017
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wonki

Another term for sexy, hot, or baller. A compliment specifically toward asians, preferably Koreans, Filipino or Japanese.

wonki - pronounced wonki (wonkee)

origin - Albany District
Damn that new asian kid is wonki.
by James112 January 20, 2011
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wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.
I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.
by Eric October 28, 2003
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Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.
Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.
by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007
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