William Kristol

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

by author July 18, 2006

William Barr

A corrupt, obstructing piece of shit just like his boss. He also looks like Fred Flintstone with a suit.

I look forward to William Barr going to prison some day

by SirFartyFartsalot May 11, 2020

William Lin

An absolute god. He is amazing at everything, but mainly math and programming. He is a true geniosity. Every time you see William Lin, you want to bow down to him.

William Lin orz.

William Lin orz.

by fishy16 March 19, 2019

Fungis Legs Williams

A baseball player from the years 1923-1987.

Fungis threw 24 perfect games, 56 no hitters and batted a .389 avg. He also hit 897 Home runs and has 34,004 rbis.

Steve- Do you know Fungis legs?

BILL- Of course good ole' Fungis Legs Williams one of the greatest gros to play the great game of baseball!

by Philz09 December 24, 2011

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

Hayley Williams

Lead singer of paramore, very tiny cute redhead

Probably the most stalked and obsessed about girl in rock and roll at the moment, with a seriously scary amount of emo boys and girls lusting over her at every show

The Fresh - Dude I totally got a picture of me and Hayley Williams last night?
Butcho - Cool! wait, why is she running away?

by The Fresh July 9, 2007

william law

the army's oldest specialist who helped create such items as the wheel, dirt, arrow heads, and fire

the creator of fire was william law

by rigzack March 8, 2009