horizontal folk dancing

A slang term for having sex.

Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"

by Orbter January 27, 2005

Horizontal Rain Dance

The act of having sex with a Native American man.

Hey I heard Jackie is dating a Native American dude...do you know if they've done the Horizontal Rain Dance yet?

by The Great V October 8, 2008

horizontal hide-and-seek

Imagine it. You are playing hide-and-seek lying down, horizontally. What is hiding and what is peeking? Something's hiding somewhere then peeking out (or peeking in). Go try it out and you'll figure it out.

I'll teach you some advanced techniques in horizontal hide-and-seek.

by John Nasher December 29, 2006

horizontally gifted

A politically correct way of calling someone fat, oftentimes used with the vertically challenged to call someone short and fat.

Wow, that guy is horizontally gifted, he weighs over 400 pounds!

by tiger002 May 18, 2010

horizontal fandango

Sex

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke

by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009

Horizontal Stripe

1 Someone who is a heterosexual, typically a person who is wearing horizontal stripes

2 A stripe, horizontally drawn

Also see "vertical stripe"

That guy is clearly a horizontal stripe

by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010

horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014