Chocolate Whopper

A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.

Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.

by Notmatthewatall June 11, 2018

Whopper Pussy

A pussy that looks like a hamburger from Burger King.

Dante: Wow she has a nice Whopper Pussy

by Booty5000 February 2, 2018

Whopper pits

Armpit BO that smells like a Burger King Whopper.

*walks up to a disheveled friend wearing a vest who looks like he just got back from camping* "Dang dude you got Whopper pits."

by sPHt1 December 27, 2021

Whopper Daddy

A guy over 40 who is sexy Daddy and well endowed.

Just because he is over 40, it doesn't mean he is on viagra, he may be a whopper daddy.

by Kevin_in_207 September 2, 2016

Whopper jr

Whopper Jr is a term that soldiers are called after they've shot civilians. Most likely its only a name given to those that purposely shoot them.

Whopper Jr here smoked some sheep herders last night.

or

Should i engage them Sgt?

No, Calm down whopper jr those are civilians....

by Geanjin December 25, 2009

Chopper whopper

A chopper whopper is where a man grabs the base of the shaft and makes a chopping motion up and down. Hence the "chopper". For it to be a true whopper, the member must be large.

Jared was on a date with Tracey, and as a last ditch effort, pulled down his pants and shook his huge dick up and down in a chopping motion. Tracey was impressed and asked what was that. Jared replied, "that's a chopper whopper."

by Juicyjsteele January 22, 2017

Stinkwater Whoppers

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.

Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!

by StynkStar August 11, 2006