dirty whippy

Drinking yourself to sleep after a night of texting all the girls you’re in love with and all your streaks

I was so horny last night I pulled a dirty whippy

by Chase Norvel April 20, 2020

Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy ice cream van music, but it is just imagined.

"Do you hear that? It's Mr Whippy and his music!"
"There's nothing there!"
"Oh darn it must have been a Phantom Whippy."

by anonymous June 9, 2022

Mr Whippy

A type of excrement a level above diarrhoea, soft enough to hold together, characterised by its tapering finished top, reminiscent of a Mr Whippy soft serve ice cream.

Watch out don't tread in that dog turd man! It's a proper Mr Whippy

by Richmilo January 26, 2021

Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023