i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

whitley whiff

The world used to describe Whitley a horrible suburb of the nasty town of Reading in Berkshire that smells because it hs a sewerage plant and lots of Chavs live there

Did you notice the Whitley whiff today? It was very strong

by Mowgli1983 August 16, 2012

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

whitey sense

The uneasy feeling minorities get when they sense a large number of white people in their immediate vicinity.

Derived from Spiderman's "Spidey Sense" a.k.a. the feeling he gets when he senses impending danger.

As Malik and Jose walked by Starbucks, they felt their whitey sense tingle.

by Fernando Longhorn February 27, 2011

Flying While Muslim

A term that the subversives at CAIR coined after September 11, 2001 in a attempt to intimidate TSA screeners and other airline employees from doing their job correctly and identifying potential threats to safety and security.

After the five imams were booted off the aircraft, they complained it was another case of flying while muslim.

by Piranha December 6, 2006

Beat Whitey Night

An incident that involved a group of 30-40 blacks running around the Iowa State Fair attacking whites while yelling 'Its Beat Whitey Night!'

So far, its being investigated, but no one knows whether or not it was racially provoked(Aside from anyone that isnt brainwashed.). Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson havent said a word of it, nor has the Media for the most part.

Did you hear about what happened at the fair?

No, what?

Some blacks ran around assaulting white citizens! They were yelling Beat Whitey Night!

Wow!

by Landon_11 August 31, 2010

while you’re down there

Something a person might say when another person is below his or her waist (be it picking up a dropped item, recovering from a fall, etc...) It implies that the upright person would like to receive oral from the lower one, since they’re so conveniently positioned. More often performed by females to males since women are better at multitasking.

“Hey, Abby... while you’re down there looking for your contact lense, mind giving me a blow job?”

by SassyUnicorn7 December 22, 2017