when i was a kid

The phrase every story telling youtuber uses.

often started with "so"

"when i was a kid, i would..."

"so when i was a kid, we would..."

by prupi December 14, 2019

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When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

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When I was 76king with perfected x I...

Common phrase in the online MMORPG runescape to introduce a topic which has no solid foundations and is entirely make-believe. Frequently found in Clan discussion topics on fan site Zybez to discuss topics surrounding the clan Echo Of Silence

When I was 76king with perfected x I... heard him talking about EoS selling their souls to buy bigger botnets OMG!

by Joshrogan December 24, 2010

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When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

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only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011

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