what the fuck ever

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.

Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

by extremely aggressive mailman January 8, 2023

what the fuck bro

Something Chad says to Derek when something crazy is happening

Chad said Derek when Chad got a new stepsister what the fuck bro

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

what da fuck

gangsters way of sayin whats going on

slim:son cum see this red:what da fuck

by blackvamp December 28, 2005

what the fuck nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.

3) i just what fuck nut.

by DBAD101 June 29, 2008

what the fuck is a kilometer

i dont know.

what the fuck is a kilometer?!?!!

by the cooler penguin27 January 21, 2022

What the fuck dude

a term used for making fun of a freind: also used in a situation your not in control of: used in a mob situation when a person not from the mob is trying to sway the ideology of said mob

man what the fuck were you thinking dude: hey what the fuck dude are you fuckin loco: hey buddy why are you trying to fuck with us.... i meam really what the fuck dude

by magnum the hammer mike January 14, 2009

what the fuck

a phrase usually used to know what the next is going to be

by none July 9, 2003