Whupping-Free

IN BRIEF: Free from whuppings to the point where it's an unfavorable condition.

PARENT: You must think you whupping-free don't you?

CHILD: No.

PARENT: You better act like you know then.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

Pussy Whipping Cream

When two lesbians put cream on their pussies and scissor so fast and hard that the cream gets whipped. The result of this is some fresh pussy-flavored whipped cream. An intense lesbian couple would actually lick the whipped cream off their partner's pussy.

Jane "Hey, wanna make some pussy whipping cream?"

Karly "what?"

Jane "You know, we can even lick it off each other's pussies!"

Karly "Okay, sounds like fun!"

by Midgettamer123 March 7, 2009

whopping tallywacker

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster

A way to say that you have, are, or had to take a poop.

1. Wow guys, I really need to Saran Wrap a Roller Coaster.

2. Dude! I just Saran Wrapped the hugest Roller Coaster.

3. Help! I need some T.P. I'm Saran Wrapping a Roller Coaster right now.

by Voltronn October 13, 2010

Dick Whipping

1. A quick reveal of ones dick in the suggestion of eminent intercourse.

2. Using your dick as a whip.

Once I got home with Juliet the first thing that happened was dick whipping.

by wickdipper December 15, 2011

Brolly-whopping

Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.

The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.

Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.

1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."

Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."

by ekul May 26, 2004

Dick Whipping

the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate

ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-

by horsecocktime November 29, 2018