weener

a shlong

lewis has a big weener

by orlando mano July 11, 2022

Squishy weener pup

A little creme dog with an annoying bark and eye crusties . It is very squishy, it is scared of everything and is quite annoying but cute to every human

Awww my squishy weener pup is SOOOO CITE

by Squishy weener 115 October 28, 2020

Wienerschnitzel

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.

“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!

by QuacksO September 25, 2011

weenering

an alternate term for "masturbating". generally used to make speaking about the topic less awkward.

"The gym teacher caught him weenering in the handicap stall."

by Rusty504 March 11, 2006

wieners

a long cylinders of meat

that vender has the biggest wieners i have ever seen. i want to suck them

by ebba May 24, 2005

weener

A term used when referring to dedicated fans of the rock band Ween. Weeners are often characterized by a bizarre fixation with the duo and interact regularly in the fan community.

Over at Hill's Ween forum, you can find some of the most demented Weeners around -- people unlike ourselves, willing to tattoo themselves with the almighty Boognish.

by Brian Harvey December 28, 2005

touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.

"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."

by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013