wearing it

get fat -booting (eating) lots of high fat foods and imaging them turning straight to fat and taking up shop ('residence') on and around ones' body parts.

that coconut cream pie is better than sex!, but i'm going to end up wearing it!

i love me some pie! (pizza) but i'll just end up wearing it!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

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wearing your sunglasses at night

Refers to anyone (preferabely males) who are of a shady disposition.

Did you hear what Andy did in her car last night?! Dude where's his sunglasses at night...

by Megan January 23, 2005

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Wearing white

A expression to mean "relaxed" or "chilled".

Tyler was wearing white when talking to that girl, hes such a player!

by DaXqtftqx December 13, 2010

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Wearing A Wire

The discovery of a woman with a tampon inserted - the discovery of a tampon string - When the tampon string is visible

1) Before the act of intercourse commences, the gentleman grazes his hand over the ladies labias and politely asks “Dearest maiden, are you wearing a wire?” As he digs deeper, he tugs on the ladies tampon string.
2) Yo my man! Check that stripper on the pole, she know she ain’t right for spreading that wide, bitch wearing a wire!

by CheddarBaeBiscuit June 2, 2018