WATERMELON

A "WATERMELON" WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO IS SWEET BUT HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS. SEEDS BEING CHILDREN.

"HEY MAN, YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?"

"YEA MAN, I KNOW HER..SHE'S A WATERMELON...SWEET THOUGH BUT DAMN SHE HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS"

"FOR REAL....HOW MAN KIDS SHE GOT?"

by www.myspace.com/allhaters March 24, 2009

Watermelon

Watermelon (noun) A food favorited by cotton picking playas. Usually preferred to be sautéed with barbecue sauce and served with ice cold Kool Aid.

Tyrone: He gots the watermelon!
Demitrious: Yeah slime let’s steal it!

by Pube plucker December 21, 2020

Watermelon

A fat black guy

I saw this massive watermelon walking down main street.

by School black kid June 06, 2022

Watermelon

An evil creature that must be stopped

Watermelon man: *Kills water melon*

Melons: *seek revenge*

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

Watermelon

Someone who is emotional or says thing that are emotional. Especially in inappropriate situations or to someone who isn't expressive.

Her boyfriend keeps sending he "I love you" messages. What a watermelon !

by FeministPolymath August 05, 2015

Watermelon

A "Niggers" favorite food.

Get that Nigger his watermelon.

by Daddy so June 04, 2018

Watermelon

The action of ripping someone a new asshole large enough to fit a watermelon through.

I'm gonna watermelon your ass if you don't shut up!

by Matthew Michael Smithonian April 29, 2009