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The Water Ballon 

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!
Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon

Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.
"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"

Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.
Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
Water Ballooned by party on April 3, 2015

Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.
His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

water ballooning 

A sexual act involving 3 people, at least 2 of whom are men, in which one person's mouth and anus are simultaneously penetrated by a penis which then fills each cavity with urine.
- Dude, we should totally go water ballooning tonight!
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.
water ballooning by m.a.t.t.y. October 8, 2008

Water Ballooning 

the practice of urination in ones partner whilst wearing a condom
"honey we are going to have to stop, one needs a slash"
"that's ok honey you can keep water ballooning me"