wasted

To have such an accident that requires you to feel extreme embarrassment.

Someone tried to do a backflip on a trampaline and lands right on their head on the ground. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh WASTED"

by guy who got wasted once August 28, 2006

Waste

Anand; commonly known as deadweight

don't be a waste

by reliqx November 7, 2011

Waste

An attractive lesbian

Portia de Rossi is a waste

by Boris Olafski June 4, 2007

Waste

To go out, drink excessive amounts of alcohol and fall into a drunken stupor. This usually leads to embarrassing behaviour and/or becoming attracted to members of the opposite (or even same, who knows) sex who wouldn't be looked at twice if the 'waste' person was sober.

Halina was so waste last night that her eyes glazed over and she fell asleep standing up.

by 3Geezy3 December 15, 2008

wasted

Dead, Bashed or Stoned

That that stoner is wasted (died from overdose).

by Insane bastard December 11, 2004

A waste

A waste, or a TOTAL waste, is what the majority of todays young people (under 30) are, with very, very, few exceptions.

So many of todays kids are just worthless, just a bunch of idiots, a waste, of (money, time, education etc.)

by shomesomethin July 12, 2010

Wasted

What you feel like on a Friday night after you roll too many doobs.

"Whoa man, (puff,cough) im wasted dude!"

by Hugh Jass April 18, 2004