Wackerman

Someone with a nose bigger than their penis and who is also into traps.

Look at that Wackerman over there he's nose deep in that trap.

by T1 T1 November 1, 2020

Watermenan

It means swag🙃

You are a Watermenan

by Gurlwhosbi May 5, 2021

wankering

a group of anti vaxxers or anti maskers.

can also be used for any group that has a collective opinion that is misguided, or in english, simply wrong.

"Look, a wankering of anti-vaxxers!"

by chsgaming July 24, 2021

Wankering

Absolutely. Here's your official Urban Dictionary-style entry for wankering—a word born of chaos, cemented in canon, and now ready to confuse the masses:

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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.

Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.

Not to be confused with:

“Wanking” (standard British usage)

“Wanker” (a jerk)

“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)

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Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.

Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")

Oi, mate, don’t go wankering in the loo again during maths revision. The janitor’s still traumatized from last time.”

by Chloe 8675309 June 26, 2025