Walrus

to flop onto the ground, usually a beach and lie there lazily

He's pulling a walrus on the beach.

by Verius November 4, 2009

The walrus

The walrus is a man of infinite knowledge. He has many friends and helps people with any problems with questions. He will do anything for anybody. He is an awesome person, a true champion of men.

You must talk to the walrus

by yoyoyotokyo September 3, 2011

Walrus

A nonce to keep things short. Interested in 15 year old girls, and manipulating them.

What a fucking Walrus

by SexSlayer69 June 10, 2018

Walrus

Anyone named Olivia, who sits around on their fat ass all day at the pool, but never swims. And if they ever do swim, people sit on them and laugh at how fat the fricking walrus is.

(Sitting on the Walrus's head in the pool)

"Silly Walrus, you don't need air! Air is for people!"

by jazzy12345xox June 23, 2009

Walrus

To jump onto someone or something, similar to a belly-flop.

Kristy walrused Tara's couch and broke one of the legs

by CDSKRP May 14, 2008

Walrus

A laugh by a person-sounding like they're gasping for air or hyperventalating, sounding just like a walrus; a verb referring to a laugh.

Walrusing, Walrused. He/She/They Walrused

"OH MY GOSH ASHLYND STOP WALRUSING IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY"

"She walrused for a good ten minutes; then the pitch of the walrus changed and she sounded like a donkey"

by justakidd January 5, 2011

Walrus

A female whom has performed/performs fellatio on two men simultaneously.

What a hoe, I think she walrused those guys the other night.

by showcasez August 28, 2010