Wakeel

Wakeel is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. If you have a wakeel as a friend you're set for life. Wakeels are literally lady magnets and can make girls wet by just looking at them.

Girl 1: Holy crap is that Wakeel *jizzes*
Girl 2: oh god it is *jizzes*

by Wakattackius the devourer February 26, 2021

wake up to reality

Madaras speech

"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."

Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"

Normal person: wake up to reality

by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021

Finnigan's wake

A tradition in Irish funerals, it's the name given to the enormous partying and alcohol consumption that takes place after an Irish funeral, as the Irish believe that the dead would not want to look down on their family to see them mourning and crying, but rather partying and remembering the good times of those passed.

After the funeral for my grandma, we all partied Finnigan's wake style to remember the good times.

by MrBojangles December 9, 2008

3 a.m. Wake Up Call

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Wake Forest University

Small school down in Winston-Salem, North Carolina...Top 10 for D-1 sports such as basketball, golf, field hockey and soccer. Owns the nickname "Work Forest" and has the 'Study Hard, Party Harder' reputation. Probably fits in the top 25 schools in the nation in terms of selectivity and academic caliber. Similiar in academics and style to such southern schools as Duke (my school),UNC-Chapel Hill,UVA, Vanderbilt, Georgetown, and Emory. Had I not gotten into Duke, Wake was my 2nd choice school out of all of these. Besides Duke and Stanford and a few other schools, Wake has one of the prettiest and most beautiful campuses in the nation.

Wake Forest is in Winston-Salem, N.C.

by BlueDevil55 January 9, 2005

Lying in Wake

When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up.

I tried to slip into bed last night without Megan noticing, but it turns out she was lying in wake. She told me this morning when she was chewing my ass.

by slinger91 May 9, 2009

wakame sake

A sexual act in which a woman (traditionally Japanese) pours sake into the valley that appears in a woman's lap when her legs are closed. Her partner then drinks the sake from there. Also can be used to refer to the sake which is drunk in this act.

Called "wakame sake" because the woman's pubic hair in the sake is supposed to resemble soft seaweed (wakame) floating in the ocean.

"She let me drink her wakame sake last night"

by slothrop April 26, 2006