WAF

Wet ass fart

Holly couldn't go to work because she had a waf

by DJB_251 May 11, 2021

Waffing

The non-voluntary form of fart ingestion used for sexual purposes. The waffee is taken by surprise, either during sleep or held down by the waffter who emits a loud and usually smelly fart into the waffee's mouth.

"The hotel maid walked in on me and Mikey while I was waffing him. What a scene".

by Cocoa & the Butfelchers May 22, 2016

WAF

Worthless as Fuck

That kid is so WAF

by StephenKingRocks100 June 13, 2016

waf

A form of saying wtf or what, with a non-serious or silly connotation.

Person 1: Why do you want to go to jail
Person 2: To atone for my crimes
Person 1: waf
Person 2: I have done things

Person 1: waf did you do
Person 2: Stoled.

by Whale Shark Is mentally okay April 10, 2024

waf

what’s a father

do you have a relationship with you’re father? what’s that, waf?

by bakaian😭🙏 February 4, 2025

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

Waf

Means "Wack as Fuck"

"Have you heard about the protests in Hong Kong?"
"Yeah, thats waf man."

by Damn Itmike October 13, 2019