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Mobile Warming

1. Changing your opinion, based on your location, as to the validity of global warming.

2. A space heater with wheels

3. Your cell phone heating up after a long conversation
Now you believe global warming is caused by polar bear farts? Yesterday you thought it was caused by too many cans of refried beans in land fills. Make up your mind dude, your too much into mobile warming.
by BobNJ July 7, 2010
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warming up the altarboy's supper

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.
by tbod February 25, 2008
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Wamming

Style of posting that originates from Hi-Fi WigWam.
Dale Winton's fluffer: "Dude, these SHB cables are the bollocks, buy some now"

bigdur: "Fuck off you shilling cunt"

sodders: "Kwality wamming"
by Wammer. October 17, 2010
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Global Warming

The rise in temperature that is probably gonna kill us all
Global warming Heat Heat Baby Earth is fucked up
by GirlWithABroom September 3, 2019
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warming the oven

The act of giving a woman oral sex to get her horny for sex. Doubles as a means of lubricating the vagina before insertion of the cock.
"Dude, did you have sex with Alyssa last night?"
"Ya, but she was so annoying and dry I had to start warming the oven first".
by Sargeant. Grumbles August 19, 2009
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Fauxble Warming

The mistaken belief that scientists have "proven" that the current warming trend of the global average temperature has anything to do with human activity.

A strange, almost religious-like zealotry has permeated believers of this propaganda, to the level where scientists who dare to conjecture that maybe we can't yet prove that man is causing global warming are fired, forced to step down, denounced as "oil company shills" etc.

Believers also are known for being high outputters of eco-shame. They will slash the tires of your SUV while drinking the sweat off a poor man's back.
Fauxble Warming:

Bob: You know, I read somewhere that polar bears can swim quite well, a trait they evolved thousands of years ago when it was much warmer than today.

Joe: Whatever man, I'm signing this petition to stop Africa from using coal so they don't ruin the world man.
by DonkeyKong Kroger FX May 16, 2007
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Brobal Warming

A group of bros in a steam room.
Brobal Warming is becoming an epidemic throughout the bro community.
by Michael Townsend September 15, 2009
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