Waddle of Shame

The awkward, embarrassing waddling motion towards the bathroom every girl on her period makes when, upon standing after sitting/lying down, a large rush of blood and uterine lining uncontrollably exits the body all at once, and leaks beyond the present pad or tampon. The waddling motion is to avoid blood dripping down the legs due to the movement.

I got up this morning and had to do a waddle of shame, because it's my second day.

by definitionatorizer April 29, 2014

cock-waddle

An asshole-ish person
also, another name for balls

I can't believe atanly stole my taco. what a Cock-waddle

by Robbie Wrabetz April 25, 2008

turbo waddle

a pregnant woman trying to run

that woman over there is on a turbo waddle

by Huminahut August 26, 2014

Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.

Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.

by britishknightshoes June 18, 2009

turkey waddle

Human female vagina lips that are very similar to the comb or waddle on a turkeys head and neck.

I had to tie Gina's turkey waddle to her knees before I could get my groove on.

by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

twat waddle

a dirty girl's long and stretched out cunt curtains

I got my man meat all tangled up in that filthy bitch's twat waddle. Courtney Love must have an enormous twat waddle.

by turd lunch June 04, 2005

Waddle of Shame

The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet

Jonathan was seen doing the waddle of shame back towards his posse after exiting the bathroom

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015