The Turkey Waddle 

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.

I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.

The Turkey Waddle by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Jerk waddle 

The act of walking after being interrupted masturbating where the erect penis makes pulling the pants up difficult or hard so the pants stay half mast causing the subject to waddle.

I was so high I forgot I ordered the pizza and cinnasticks and decided to rub one out to a midget menos a trois when the doorbell rang... I had to jerk waddle up a flight stairs and past my sleeping mother. Then I realized I didn't have a pen.

Jerk waddle by Hollywood Whiteboys September 29, 2011

waddies 

Like a Lady, but not yet there.
Very high standered and wont talk to everyone.

The House with No Foots tried to talk to the waddies, but he couldn't, they didn't want to talk to him, because he had no foots.

waddies by TheDiscoKing June 22, 2010

speed waddle 

Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.

Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."

speed waddle by pee-more March 29, 2010

Waddlescaggle 

Uneducated way of saying go do whatever you want. Not really used for obvious reasons. Usually used by small children who play WoW and PS3 live and have only two friends.

Annoying Brat: Yo man I totally joined that guild lastnight in Azaroth.

Snotnosed Brat: *Awkward snotty gasp* No way! I need to totally join you like WTF right away!
Even more annoying child: Yea dudes! lets just Waddlescaggle tonight!
Annoying Brat: ... Allright!
Snotnosed Brat: Lets act all BAMF of PS3 live too!!
All three: YEA!!

Waddlescaggle by Anonymous243 January 28, 2010

Waddlesaphobia 

The fear of waddles.

Person 1: I have a confession...
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I have waddlesaphobia
Person 2: *Shocked* I have that too!
Person 1: I heard that this is one of the worst phobias to have.
*Waddles walks in the room*
Both of people talking: *Passes out in fear*
Waddles: OI!

Waddlesaphobia by VeryRandomThing June 11, 2021

waddle fail

the act a fat male who waddles like a penguin, and continuously says he is a virgin because he fails miserably each time he attempts to engage in sexual activities with a partner because he is always flacid

she was in the process of giving a blowjob but his cock was so flacid she walked away, and he chased her with his pants down and arms flailing, what a waddle fail

waddle fail by Fredo Frog December 23, 2009