w h e e z e

To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.

(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*

(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E

by MrChickinMan March 5, 2021

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

w/e

Short for whatever. Used when you couldn't care less, when you don't even care enough to write the whole word.

James: ur mom gay lole
John: w/e

by vejtics March 19, 2019

z w e e m babababa

z w e e m babababa is funny meme lmaoo laugh out loud funny dog look scrumbulated babababa

guy1: "i was looking at funny memes on breakingbadfunny.com"

guy2: "bro thats dumb asf i found better meme lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!11!1!!1!1!"

guy1: "bro what is it??!?!?!?/!!??1!11"

guy3: "z w e e m babababa"

by DeeboTheGoose January 20, 2023

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021

"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~

If someone types this, they are about to die from boredom. Going from right to left, 2 rows at a time, while holding the Shift key.

Person 1: Omg i am so bored... "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~
Person 2: What the...

by WhenCanIGetLunch59 December 10, 2024

`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiua's;sdlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn?Z>X<CMVNB"A:SLDKFJGHQ|W}E{RPTOYIU+~_!)@(#*$&%^

The ultimate final boss of boredom. You need to have magical powers to type this in. You are a god.

I typed in `=1-203948576q\werptoyiua's;sdlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn?Z>X<CMVNB"A:SLDKFJGHQ|W}E{RPTOYIU+~_!)@(#*$&%^ and now I feel like I have magical powers.

by Mr.XD1234 May 15, 2023