Blow my Vuvuzela

the act of giving or receiving fellatio during a game of fifa

Billy: Hey man did your girl come over last night?
Clive: Yeah man i was mid-game when she got here, so i made her blow my vuvuzela
Billy: Wow that's awesome man, hope it made you play well.
Clive: Yeah i scored three straight goals it was awesome...until i ruined my controller with a couple of my unborn children

by Porntastic August 14, 2010

vuvuzelian

an adjective describing something annoying

Aaron: That bug is so vuvuzelian

by quincyvonshtupenberg June 30, 2010

Vuvu-shooter

Taking a vuvuzuela, or that stupid ass horn in the world cup of soccer. Then bust a nut inside the horn, invite your girlfriend over and then blast the bitch in the face.

Dude 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to jenny?

Dude 2: Dude she took a massive vuvu-shooter to the face.

by Johnny Shat January 9, 2011

Vuvuzela

This is when you can't stop farting while getting a blow job.

Carrie - "My man was a real vuvuzela last night"

by mjisapedo October 22, 2010

Vuvu Slap

Slapping someone across the face with your vuvuzela as they attempt to steal your handbag/backpack at the world cup.

Did you see that girl give that guy a vuvu slap. Serves him right for trying to steal her handbag

Check that red mark on that guys cheak, he must have been given a mother of a vuvu slap.

by BillyBobStellenbosch July 6, 2010

vuvu

the earsplitting sound produced by the vuvuzela; monotonously jarring note or sound.

Damn the vuvu being produced by the vuvuzelas at the football match!

by uttam maharjan June 22, 2010

vuvuzanshee

Those shrieking little girls at concerts that drown out the music and make it so all you can hear is their terrible noise. Named after the vuvuzela players, which drowned out all sound at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

Guy 1. "Why is there dried blood in your ears?"

Guy 2. "What? Sorry, I can barely hear anything since I went to that terrible Bieber concert. My daughter wanted to go, and the whole time all you could hear were the screams of those vuvuzanshees."

by kovos January 10, 2011