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Vulture Pig

Vulture Pig (n.) A person who circles and preys looking for scraps of other people's foods, snacks, or items that don't belong to them.
You are not going to finish your salad and as you're walking to the garbage, your Vulture Pig coworker looks at your leftovers and says, "Don't throw that away, I'll eat that!"
Vulture Pig by jaimazing March 12, 2015

Vulture vibrator 

a vibrator so big it stings when shoved up ass
“ hey have you heard the new exclusive vulture vibrator sold at Spencer’s” “yeah I bought it just last week it stings like a bird in ass but it’s amazing “
Vulture vibrator by bIgDiCkStYle December 11, 2019

Vulture Dyke

A Vulture Dyke is generally a butch lesbian who is always the first on the scene to greet a new girl at your school, office, or wherever long before any of the boys get to the new girl.
Yo dude, look at that nasty Vulture Dyke trying to get with the new girl! The boys ain't even noticed her yet.
Vulture Dyke by Greasy Ballsack March 26, 2009

Vulture Capitalist 

A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.
"It's well known that the business is having major problems paying its bills, so I guess it won't be long before the vulture capitalists start circling."
Word of the Day on October 22, 2016

vulture girl

the girls that come out to parties wearing so much makeup that their faces start to slide off. Makes you want to blot their faces with tissues.

Swoop down on any semi-attractive male one by one, like vultures circling their prey.
Come in packs
girl 1: "man, I was at this party when suddenly these vulture girls swooped in out of nowhere and started hitting up the guys one by one."

girl 2: "yeah, they tend to circle their prey"
vulture girl by chicafemme January 14, 2010

Vulture Slut 

A woman, a lot of the time unattractive, who hangs out in dive bars and try's to pick up men. She lurks at the end of the bar, and when your buddy walks up to the bar to order a drink, she attempts to seduce him. It is imperative that you educate your friends, before entering the bar, about the call of the vulture slut. If one of your friends is in danger of falling prey to this woman, he must immediately utter to you or another friend: "Brrrah - cahh", and you must acknowledge his plight by responding: "Brah - cah, nigga - cah!". This allows all in your group to recognize his situation and come to his aid, before she sinks her talons into him and flys away with her massive labias like a giant pink bat.

The most effective way of deterring her is to run up on her, shove your palm right in her face while pushing her back with it, and saying "Back up out my nigga face".
V - "Hey big boy how you doin tonight? :)"
A - "Yo Todd, Chris is gettin hit on by that vulture slut"
B(Chris) - "Brahh cahh!!!"
A - "Brah cah, nigga cah!"
A to V - "Back up out my nigga face, bitch"
Vulture Slut by Genital Wartzkopf September 29, 2009