big violin 

What non-orchestra people call a cello

Educated Orchestra Geek: Hey, you coming to the concert tonight?
Uncultured Swine: oOh wiLL tHeRe bE tHoSe biG viOLiNs oWo

*facepalm*

big violin by namjoonismyoppa June 7, 2019

Red Violin 

A fart so rench that it can clear out a crowded room in next to no time.

Back ground information:
Ben breaks wind in club called the Red Violin and tries to walk away…but club is so small and wind so potent that Ben can't escape his own flatulence…no matter where he goes. Fellow patrons are aghast.

Time for me to squeak out another red violin tune.

Red Violin by Red Violin August 19, 2008

Blood violin 

The meeting of wrist and razor blade in the act of, or attempt at, suicide. The razor blade takes the bart of the bow, the wrist the violin, and the cutting motion is the playing.

Playing the blood violin, i.e. cutting one's wrist.

Blood violin by Stu147 June 10, 2008

Playing the Arm Violin 

Cutting one's wrists or arms. An arm violinist is one who takes part in this activity.

Girl One: Hey have you talked to Kayla lately? Stephan cheated on her and they broke up.

Girl Two: Oh yeah, she's a mess. She's taken up playing the arm violin. It's quite sad.

Playing the Arm Violin by Bacontobaconspacetimecontinuum June 22, 2009

Meat Violin 

my dick

suck my meat violin

Meat Violin by MeatViolin69 May 2, 2014

2nd Violin 

The 2nd violins either want to kill themselves or are extremely happy all the time. 1st chair second violin is most likely the one getting attacked the most and has depression. Seconds are hated and rarely get to melody. The seconds get attacked almost as much as the violas.

2nd Violins vs 1st Violins:🐟vs🐠

2nd Violin by Orchestra Kid November 12, 2018

Blue Violin 

Another name for a well groomed, sophisticated lady's front bottom.

"Care to pluck my blue violin?"

Blue Violin by ShannGantt May 6, 2010