OwO Violation

This fuwwy has iwwegawwy owoed. Weason fow viowation:

No vawid pewmint

OwO exceeded 90 dB

OwO caused distrwess to anothaw mammaw

OwO took pwace between 10:30 pm and 9:00 am

OwO started multiple owos

Othew:_________________________
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Faiwure to pay fine (£350) pwomtwy may wesuwt in a couwt appeawance and conviction.

Date:
Time:
Wocation:
Issued by:

Signatuwe:

Guy 1: (I need to OwO so badly)

Guy 2: Don't do it!

Guy 1: OwO

Guy 2: OwO violation, This fuwwy has iwwegawwy owoed!

by Jaythewolf September 12, 2020

vilation

an violation that is vile

It is a vilation of our friendly policy for you to be so horribly and unnessesarily rude.

by LostInAField January 15, 2018

ride the vibrations

Wise words from Khalid

Basically means to enjoy the good vibes

“Man let’s just chill out and ride the vibrations”

by MrFlamin August 28, 2023

man code violation

When an ex-boyfriend/husband learns that new boyfriend has employed prostitutes in the past, then frantically texts and/or calls the ex to notify her of said past activities. Usually results in fisticuffs and trips to local hospital for ex boyfriend/husband.

Boyfriend:
"the ex told my new chick I was visiting the rub and tug" ,

Boyfriend's friend:

"dude, serious man code violation. I'll be your contact on the outside for bail"

by yaya too March 5, 2012

vocationship

A romantic encounter occuring between co-workers often occuring while traveling out of town for business purposes or conferences. May outwardly resemble a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities. Usually the conspirators think they are being very discreet, however they are often the subject of office gossip.

Late nights at the office are often key contributing factors to starting a vocationship.

I can't wait to get out to Vegas for that conference. That hooker from HR is going and I'm totally going to rekindle my vocationship with her. giggity giggity...o-yeah.

The new intern class is starting today, lets hope some of them are game for a little vocationship.

by Brianbov August 6, 2007

junk violation

anytime your lower unit is violated, damaged, or broken.

Adams girlfriend was a cold bitch when she kicked him in his gear giving him a junk violation.

by chonger November 30, 2005

compliance violation

a shitty company law preventing the use of pornography, etc. on a laptop/desktop owned by your employer.

"hmm im feeling a little devilish, ill look at some porn on my work comp, im at home on my own wi-fi connection so the boss can't catch me. (the next day at work) "COMPLIANCE VIOLATION!!! your fired!" says the boss (to the man that earlier looked at porn). This is usually caused by the company putting some shitty office watcher such as Trend Micro offiscan client.

by [MaLiCiOuS] January 29, 2010