Vikings

Barbarian Zeus Chuck Norris

Terrifying Norse titans.
They're made mostly of beard, mead and DEATH!

Viking activities:

Drinking.
Raping wenches.
Pillaging.
Killing.
The Highland Games.
Rugby.

Closely related to Scotsmen, Spartans and Zeus. They are believed to be descended from the love-child of Chuck Norris and a mountain troll.

Vikings vs. Godzilla = BBQ lizard and alot of designer handbags.

by Igor Headmasher March 1, 2009

viking river cruise

When a Scandinavian prostitute urinates on you whilst fully inserted during intercourse

I can't believe the mess I left behind in that Amsterdam hotel room after I took Viking River Cruises all night long

by HansGreub3r November 1, 2015

Swampy Viking

Having sex in a hot tub, jacuzzi, pool, pond, lake, or ocean.

Matt "Hey what happened to you at the end of the party?"

George "I was in your hot tub with that girl doing the swampy viking. You should add some chlorine, lots of it"

by DirtyHorhay May 15, 2010

Happy Viking

When during sex the female partner is on top of the male, as he is about to ejaculate she punches him in the side of the head causing him to be finish harder than ever before

I gave the viking of Scotland a happy viking last night and it really did make him a happy viking.

by VikingofScotland February 15, 2021

The Lost Vikings

A challenging and hilarious puzzle-type game about three Vikings: Erik the Swift, Baleog the Fierce, and Olaf the Stout, who are captured by an alien spaceship. You have to take them thru nearly three dozen levels to free them, but it will take even an expert quite a bit of time to do it. The game started out on Super NES and Genesis, and was put on the Game Boy Advance platform in 2003. It was produced by Blizzard, who has made such themes as World of Warcraft, but the game is not extremely well known. I think it is hilarious and fun to play, and you can get it on ebay for as low as $10.

Not an extremely popular game, but The Lost Vikings provides a hilarious arcade style puzzle game that will take many hours to complete.

by Jim E Junk July 28, 2006

VIKKI'D

The act of VIKKI-ing is to correct someone when they say something or do something wrong that can be pointed out, laughed at, then made to never happen again.

Upside: you utterly humiliate someone.
Downside: to be utterly humiliated.

"Did you know that "Jedi'' is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers, in Japan?"

"That's in Australia, foo'!"

"ORLY?"

"YARLY. VIKKI'D!"

by Oohfeisty December 12, 2009

Henry VIII

Henry VIII was a king of England in the 16th century and head of the Church of England. He had 6 wives: Katherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Kathryn Howard, and Catherine Parr.
He called Jane Seymour his "true wife" because she was the only one to give him a son (Edward VI)
Anne Boleyn and Kathryn Howard were beheaded for treason
Katherine of Aragon and Anne of Cleves were divorced.
Catherine Parr was widowed and went on to marry Thomas Seymour.

Shania: How many wives has that guy had?
Anna: I don't know. He's a total Henry VIII

by Lady Anna May 16, 2009