Vermontian

A person hailing Vermont as their state.

Wow. Jeff is such a Vermontian, his constant mentions of Bernie Sanders are too much.

by Kipthedrip September 15, 2018

vermonty python

coffee ice cream with chocolate liquer and chocolate cows. YUMMINESS. Monty Python fans with understand.

Kait: Hey vandy. Whatcha eatin?
Vandy: vermonty python.
Kait: ooh, can I have some?
Vandy: No.
Kait: bitch.

by vandykait July 16, 2009

The Vermont Tuxedo

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.

Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.

by The Long Shoreman February 1, 2019

vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)

me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!

by mustardplug February 15, 2005

Vermont vegan straightedge

a group of self righteous protentious blowhards including but not limited to jaredx, owen xvx, danny, xgarrettx, bister xvx, who go around beating people up for smoking at hardcore shows

dude owenxvx from the Vermont vegan straightedge punched me in the face for smoking at oddfellows

by vthc November 1, 2008

Vermont Sticky Maple

A vermont sticky maple is where you go to vermont, make a 10x10 pancake, put syrup on it then have sweet anal sex on it. You eat the messy remains afterwards.

Vermont sticky Maple

by Alex Hollyday May 7, 2011

vermit

To vomit, throw up, or otherwise share the contents of your stomach with things and places which are not your stomach.

Every time Carlos Mencia steals a joke an angel vermits.

by Lothario November 19, 2006