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robbing the vending machine

The act of reaching your hand under a woman’s enormous hanging gut and over her pants to get to her vagina. To finger bang her
robbing the vending machine was his only way to get to her snatch
by Bmg3 November 6, 2017
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Ventins

A person from Latvia, a city called Ventspils. Ventins people like to play runescape all day, drink ''Bamslis'' and eat ''Rolton''.
Oh my god Mick is a Ventins!
by Skarlis Varens November 17, 2009
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Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.
When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".
by km22 May 18, 2011
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vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."
by pdobrinen October 17, 2009
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Vetting

Vetting is the process of 1) performing a background check on someone before offering them employment, nominating them to be a political candidate or corporate officer, dating someone you meet online, or conferring an award, or, 2) doing fact-checking prior to accepting something as being true and/or making any decision. Also "vet", "To vet"
1) The FBI engages in vetting before hiring anyone.
2) Before accepting anything the Mainstream Media publishes is true, I engage in vetting to assess for my self if it is true.
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vending machine

Something Ikebukuro is running out of.
"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"
by fuckingpeterick January 26, 2017
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Rusty Vending Machine

When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.
Lets go over to Audrey's house. I heard from many guys that she likes the Rusty Vending Machine.
by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010
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