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Vatican Syndrome

When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.
“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”

“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”
by Carnefice November 14, 2021
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Vatican Venus Flytrap

A sexual act in which the female inserts a sharpener large enough for the male's shaft inside her vagina. Male then puts on a hat similar to the one Pope is wearing and optionally robes. Outside of the vagina is then slathered with honey after which the male proceeds to have coitus with the female and the sharpener inside her. For added pleasure slight rotation movement is suggested as well as grown pubes so it creates the best feeling with the honey
Oh boy I tried Vatican Venus Flytrap with my girl yesterday and my penile shaft hasn't been the same! I can't wait for the skin to heal to do it again with pubes this time!
by Vatican Attila January 29, 2025
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Vatican Goodbye

The act of cumming inside another person's butthole during sex.
Last night when I was finishing I gave Lisa a Vatican Goodbye right into her butthole.
by PopeLeoXIV July 21, 2025
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