Vanderjism

To vanderlise someone elses property with your own sexual fluids, kind of like vanderlism but a bit nastier..

-Oh my god dave has jizzed on my pillow! thats a case vanderjism!

-Why is my keyboard sticky? that werent me? VANDERJISM!

by seannieboy January 5, 2010

vander secks

crazy german buttsex.

do you vant ve vander secks?

by strackzilla January 24, 2008

Alyx Vance

Alyx Vance, is the girl in Half-Life 2 that fights on your side most of the time. She is the child of Eli Vance. Alyx saves your life against a few Metro Cops in a City 17 building. She is your side-kick, she uses a semi-automatic pistol (also called Alyx Gun), and she also uses a Devise to hack combine locks and combine computers. Some say Gordon and Alyx have a relationship. In Episode One and Episode Two she is with you every step of the way!

Alyx Vance is an ally and Gordon's girlfriend, she is with you most of the time. She is also one of the best Zombie fighters! She is ethletic, pretty, strong, and nice. She doesn't always use her pistol, she uses a shotgun in Episode One, and a Sniper Rifle in Episodes One and Two.

by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008

Vanderjact

To choke in a big pressure situation

Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.

Dude I cant believe you pulled a Vanderjact in the playoff game. If I were you I would jump off a bridge.

by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007

Vaanee

Vaanee is a very sweet person, on the inside. She is quite weird but very unique. If you have a Vaanee in your life, you are a very lucky person.

Girl: Vaanee is weird
Girl 2: Yeah, but she's also sweet

by Matilda Joan November 18, 2020

Melissa Vandella

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

Vanden

The name Vanden comes with the image of strength. He is a genuine person who is very caring and loving to not only people who personally know him but strangers alike! They are very talented and when they follow there passions they can exceed any expectations imaginable. Very fun loving and loyal person who is dedicated to his passions! When loved by a "Vanden" you can consider yourself a very fortunate and blessed person!

WOW-that's something Vanden would do!

by mandi jane hall November 29, 2011