Valtoids

1:) A discrete slang term referencing Valium/Diazepam.

"I am feeling pretty edgy, know where to hook up any valtoids?"

by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

Valthos

A lonely man who doesn't have many friends. Usually plays video games past the age of 20, this is because he lacks social skills. Normally a virgin until a very old age as they have no confidence with woman, generally an ugly person. After the age of 18 hair loss starts, receding hairlines are common with this person.

Look at that Valthos in the corner on his own.

by Dignitas Loco August 14, 2010

vagstracted

When someone losses their train of thought when talking to a woman.

My friend doesn't perform well at work when he gets vagstracted.

by maintenance man July 12, 2013

valtieri

A traditional family name meaning, "To lock away sorrow." Originating from Italy, a Valtieri is a respected and benevolent soul. While a Valtieri may seem unusually quiet and reserved, they hide their suffering behind a facade of true inner piece. Many instances, a Valtieri experiances something truly horrible. And that remains with them their entire life.

A Valtieri will long-suffer at the hands of others, because they do mot want others to suffer their same fate.

by iSweetInsanity April 7, 2014

Valt

It means that you need or want a hug
It can be from someone specific or from any person. Your valt level can be calculated if you are asked a valt check.

Me: I'm feeling valt
Friend: comme here

*They hug*
Me: thx i'm unvalted now

by Luxalyzed January 24, 2020

valntynegirl

valntynegirl is the most coolest and funniest person out there. she’s seggsy, talented and a real delight to talk to. but don’t flirt with her cuz she’s taken by me, penelope.simpson so be careful for what you say to her cuz i’m a jealous bich. anyway stan valntynegirl

“valntynegirl is super awesome “
“i know right, just be careful cuz she’s taken”

“that’s so hard tho cuz she’s so mf hot”
“i know i know”

by penelope.simpsonn May 29, 2021

Valtard

A hybrid created by the sexual union of a control freak egomaniac who trusts no one and a retarded uptight uncommunicative dissatisfied fat Marxist Lennonist germ-a-phobe who hates everything. The progeny of which develops into a retarded untrusting controlling egomaniac that’s is never satisfied , rarely speaks except to complain about a society that he is really unappreciative of.

The Lund mated with a chepa sucio who later gave birth to a Valtard .

by Doogie Robertson February 24, 2008