upstairs outsidies

To touch a girl's breasts(upstairs) but on the outside of the shirt(outsidies)

*Guy rubs hands on girls boobs while making out*

Girl: Wow, this is great upstairs outsidies.

Guy: Hell yea.

by Djsteelerz March 3, 2009

upstate new york

One of the most scenic areas of the United States. IS NOT ALL HICKS. Has 4 metropolitan areas with over a million people.... Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany. We ARE NOT all bunkins. I live in a picture perfect suburb in which 65% of people age 25 and over have at least a bachelors degree. People from NYC like to make fun of upstate because unlike them, we weren't stupid enough to cram ourselves into a tiny area with no room to spread out. So what do they do? The try and invade upstate NY, with their huge suburban sprawl which has now spread into southern parts of Upstate New York. Also, we ALWAYS have to say that we are from "Upstate New York", rather than just say "New York" when we are visiting other areas, because EVERYONE thinks that all of new york state is like NYC, and they ALWAYS ask "why don't you have the accent" Holy crap, people in upstate new york don't have that idiotic "new yawk" accent, we speak normal. AND LONG ISLAND IS NOT PART OF UPSTATE NEW YORK, WHATEVER DUMB FUCK THOUGHT THAT UP NEEDS TO LOOK AT A DAMN MAP!!!!!!

Upstate people are much more friendly than NYC/Long Island people.

by UpstateNyGUY July 18, 2005

unstable steve

After a long night of heavy drinking, you become beligerent & ridiculous, often doing things that your friends will forever remind you of, every time you all get bombed.

It's your twenty-fifth birthday, you think we're gonna see a little unstable steve tonight?

by funnieb0ne December 3, 2007

upstairs lounge

a private personal paradise - coolness, quiet and still, soft light coming in from the skylight, a happy plant in the corner, helpful therapists nearby (optional)

Even when work is satisfying, it's always good to retreat to an upstairs lounge to refocus, rebalance, or jill off.

by surfntnr February 20, 2011

upstate hand shake

“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"

I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!

by Doctor Jelly Finger February 8, 2014

Upstanding shitizen

When a toilet is so disgusting and covered with piss/ shit you have to hover over the seat to take care of business. Typically performed in public restrooms.

Dude 1: Yo dude, I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl in a Walmart bathroom the other day, the toilet was so gnarly I had to do an upstanding shitizen!

Dude 2: FAR OUT!

by Thejesse44 June 13, 2018

Unstable Mable

n, Unstable Mable is the type of person who is a complete fucking psycho. An absolute fruit loop who is usually a manipulative liar & an attention seeker. They love nothing more than creating a bit of drama.

Damion wrecked the house cause he was an Unstable Mable.

Unstable Mable fell off the table.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022