Unicorn
Unicorn by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016
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A negative term used by straight couples looking to save their dying relationship by searching for a third for a threesome.
Called a “unicorn” as it’s rare anyone would be willing to subject themselves to that volatile mess they call a relationship.
Unlike an open relationship or a polyamourous relationship, which can be used to positively describe a relationship involving romantically and/or sexually more than two people, a unicorn is someone who will be used by the couple who don’t care about what happens to the third in the slightest.
If someone asks you to be their unicorn, RUN!
Called a “unicorn” as it’s rare anyone would be willing to subject themselves to that volatile mess they call a relationship.
Unlike an open relationship or a polyamourous relationship, which can be used to positively describe a relationship involving romantically and/or sexually more than two people, a unicorn is someone who will be used by the couple who don’t care about what happens to the third in the slightest.
If someone asks you to be their unicorn, RUN!
“Did you hear? Stacy and Mark went looking on Tinder for a woman to be their unicorn!”
“Why?”
“Because this is the fourth time Stacy caught him cheating and is desperately looking for something to save their relationship.”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Hell no!”
“Why?”
“Because this is the fourth time Stacy caught him cheating and is desperately looking for something to save their relationship.”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Hell no!”
Unicorn by Peculiar-Person September 27, 2020
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It's when you lay down flat on you back, face up, with a dildo suctioned to your forehead, and your partner squats down over your head, and inserts the dildo into one of their orafaces, then bounces up and down over you while singing The Irish Rovers, The Unicorn Song.
Unicorn by Yankee Cranker February 6, 2015
Unicorn
A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.
Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"
Unicorn by RogueEconomist August 13, 2015
Unicorn
A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.
Unicorn by Bubble Shoot October 24, 2011