A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.
by petey man October 30, 2011
Get the um chucka willy mug.The word people use at the point in a conversation where they have forgotten what the hell they wanted to say and rather than finish the sentence just say Um...But yeah.
I was down the shop the other day and there was a really fat bitch there buying coke and pizzas, dunno who she was? Um...but yeah. She was fat.
And then I found 5 dollars
And then I found 5 dollars
by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010
Get the Um...but yeah mug.An immaculate drink found deep in the heart of the Congo. Due to it's combined rarity and absurdly exquisite taste, it is currently the most expensive drink on the planet. As a result of this it is often drunk in combination with water to achieve a "percentile" level that is both affordable and adequately dilutes the sweet, juicy nectar to a point where drinking it is actually bearable - drinking 100% Um Bongo is not advisable, it is too tasty and will leave you wanting more, however due to it's extreme cost this may not be possible and can lead to a dangerous spiral into theft, prostitution, and eventual death.
Most commonly found in The Compound, Lobo
Most commonly found in The Compound, Lobo
TOR member: "Oi Davy what percentile is that?"
Davy: "90%"
TOR member #1: "Fuck I'm hungover..."
TOR member #2 "Mate have some of my Um Bongo, but make sure you have it with ice, and I don't want the percentile any higher than 30%"
TOR member #1: "TOR"
"TOR"
Davy: "90%"
TOR member #1: "Fuck I'm hungover..."
TOR member #2 "Mate have some of my Um Bongo, but make sure you have it with ice, and I don't want the percentile any higher than 30%"
TOR member #1: "TOR"
"TOR"
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Get the Um, try again sweetie mug.A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"
He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two
When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"
He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two
When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"
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