Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder May 24, 2012

Double Rudder Udder

When a girl jerks off two guys at the same time while slapping her tits on their dicks.

I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom that Double Rudder Udder at the party last night. Her tits are so big it felt like heaven on my dick.

by Mr. Dooseldorf May 26, 2018

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.

"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"

by Celendine February 14, 2023

Udder-sucker

A filthy country bumpkin

I went out last night and this udder-sucker was talking about how he fucked his cousin last night

by Justine4421 July 10, 2022

sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !

my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022

udder chaos

When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.

We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.

by Richard Manuel March 9, 2021