Tortle

A reptile mostly liked by 10 year-olds that look like zombies.

I like tortles

by AngelaMariee September 30, 2010

Tortilla Muncher

A person who is known to chew on elderly women's breasts.

Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Charlie Brown Tortillas

Well done toasted flour tortillas

I would like charlie brown tortillas please.

by M.R. Galvan April 2, 2017

Tortolla

another word for penis in central america, usually a big one.

Do you like my tortolla?

A mi me gusta la tortolla

Johnny tiene una tortolla bien grandota!

by Poly the big sloth March 14, 2009

Tortball

Noun. Meaning of creepy or sketchy nature. Usually describes gross stalkers who remind you of the ninja turtles.

Ralph is a tortball.

by nINjAtUrTle505 December 30, 2008

Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.

Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.

by The Chaingang February 26, 2010