toothpaste wank

adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )

That man's being a cock womble

hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .

toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint

by Trentbridge Troll July 29, 2015

tooth snot

Left over food stuck in between one's teeth.

John didn't have the time to floss before going to work, so he blew his tooth snot instead of flossing.

by Argyrodes February 21, 2019

Saber-Toothing

The act of preying on young men by a woman past the appropriate age of a Cougar.

That old woman is Saber-Toothing hardcore.

by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011

salty tooth

It's the opposite of a sweet tooth. But instead of craving sweets, you crave salty stuff.

person with sweet tooth: "I'm craving some candy, really badly."

person with salty tooth: "Well, I'm craving for some potato chips."

by spunkychick October 8, 2011

Tooth to tatoo ratio

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.

That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.

by krovos August 7, 2009

wisdom tooth

A tooth that certainly lacks wisdom, these useless bones contribute no good to your mouth and must eventually be taken out, resulting in unbearable pain for a couple of days.

This wisdom tooth is proof that God does not love the human mouth.

by ThatsBriskBaby September 6, 2005

Pussy Finger Toothbrush

The act of using your finger as a surrogate toothbrush after having forgotten that you just used said finger to finger a bitch.

Last night, this bitch I was hooking up with stuck her tongue so far down my throat that I puked all over her floor. She wouldn’t let me use her toothbrush, so I had to use my finger to brush my teeth instead.

“Oh shit, I just fingered you with that finger.”

Pussy Finger Toothbrush

by soundboy24 March 24, 2009