Uncle Robbie Two Fingered

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.

I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.

by Hammerhead250 November 2, 2020

two finger salute

the act of using the index and middle finger in a v shape to hide emotional and or physical pain. at times the right hand of the user can be noticeably shaking beyond control and the nose of the individual can be heard sniffing.

when no one would buy richy lunch at school, he unleashed the two finger salute to hide his tears.

by plumboo December 31, 2005

Texas Two Finger

A ferociously fearsome finger fucking,
from a Texan.

"Dude I gave that cunt, Cindy, one intense 'Texas Two Finger' last night."

by Booker T. Washington April 28, 2008

Two Finger Tsunami Cum

A form of manual stimulation that involves inserting two fingers into the vagina. This is slightly different than the traditional finger bang. Instead of just blindly slamming fingers into the fuck hole, the two fingers MUST specifically stimulate the female G-spot. Said stimulation will induce a tsumani-like female ejaculation.

This technique can be used anywhere, but for best results, it should take place in the back of the N-Judah. Bonus if she is already a squirter.

I hear Denise is a serious squirter. Imma try the Two Finger Tsunami Cum on her next time we ride the N-Judah. The back seat will be flooded with vag juice by the time I'm done

by TotesKrae August 11, 2012

two-finger beaver boxing

The act of using two fingers to pleasure a woman. Also known as fingering, finger fucking, and twat tickling in some sections of distant countries.

So I hear your girlfriend is a fan of two-finger beaver boxing?

by I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! September 1, 2007

Two Finger Ninja Technique

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.

Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake

by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009

two finger la-la

The act of inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, curving them upward behind the clitoris until the orange peel is found, then massaging the orange peel while simultaneously stimulating the woman's clitoris with the tongue as if you were saying "la-la" over and over.

Whoa man, CDX totally gave the psycho chick the two finger la-la and she squirted all over his face!

by N2FNU July 25, 2011